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8/25/2009 *DUMBASS TEACHER OF THE DAY* A 43 year old Council Rock High teacher charged with having 5 month relationship with 17 year old! Another loser bites the dust!
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8/25/2009 *LIGHTS ON LIDGE* It's time to make a change people! How about Ho Park?
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8/25/2009 *BILLY WAGNER TO RED SOX NATION* Papelbom didn't want him...but he's there anyway!
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8/25/2009 *DAVID BLANE A FRAUD* Magician couldn't use magic powers to save himself...so the lifeguards did!
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8/25/2009 *JUICY EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIRS BY ATHLETES* ESPN the Magazine is launching a column by an NFL Star dubbed
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8/25/2009 *BIG BEN GETTING RAILROADED?* More proof that this chick is nuts!
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8/25/2009 *MY LEFT NUT EXPLODED* Mariners Adriene Beltre thought his nuts exploted....technically a contused testicle!
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8/25/2009 *PLACE KICKER USES BANNED STIMULUS* Saints place-kicker suspended for 4 games for using Adderall! (during a long drive one night..lol)
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8/25/2009 *SHAWN ANDREWS IS LOSING ME* Not only did he apparently lose it last year, the guy is starting to lose me!
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8/25/2009 *DISGRACED REF BACK IN THE PEN* Tim Donaghy back in jail for not showing up for work!
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8/24/2009 *MEYERS IS HEATING UP* Velocity tops 93 in latest rehab outing!
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8/24/2009 *WOMAN PLEASE TAKE PRE-CAUTION IN FAIRMONT PARK* The 2nd assault victim in two weeks! Please be smart and travel in pairs!
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8/24/2009 *DUMB CRIMINALS OF THE WEEK* Two Germantown men charged in dog-fighting ring! Do ya really think you can get away with this shit now?
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8/24/2009 *EAGLES MEET WITH ANIMAL GROUPS* They're trying hard to get ahead of the problem. Let's see if it works!
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8/24/2009 *SHAQ STEALS FROM NASH* Even though show is dumb, O'neal stole idea from Steve Nash!
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8/24/2009 *VIDEO: NEEDLES ARE BETTER THAN GAMBLING?* Schmidt cites a dobule standard for baseball!
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8/24/2009 *WORST SEAT IN THE NEW COWGIRLS STADIUM* An actual picture from an actual seat! What idiot will buy this ticket?
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8/24/2009 *DUMB ATHLETE OF THE WEEK* After posting a picture of himself with a bag of pot on his dresser, Miami Heat's Michael Beasley reports to rehab center!
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8/24/2009 *CARDINALS DISCOVER WHAT RED SOX COACHES COULDN'T* Smoltze was tipping his pitches!
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8/23/2009 *PAPELBON ANTI-WAGNER* Says the Red Sox don't need him!
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8/23/2009 *RATTED OUT FOR DRINKING VODKA* Imagine if you were ratted out for simply having a couple cocktails? WTF people...cut the guy a break!
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8/23/2009 *EAGLES TAX CREDIT FOR HIRING FELON* Wow! The Eagles can get a $10,000 tax credit for hiring Mike Vick!
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8/23/2009 *NEW* Tiger & Obama golfing in the Vineyard? Looks like it's a go!
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8/23/2009 *NEW* Jeremy Shockey brawls! What a punk!
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8/23/2009 *JERRY JONES' $2 MILLION TV* Talk about overkill? Jumbo moster godzilla TV gets in way of game in Dallas' new stadium!
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8/20/2009 Thoughts from Randall Cunningham on the Michael Vick saga!
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8/20/2009 *DISGRACED FORMER PHILS $10,000 DOG* I guess if your bankrupt, why not buy a $10,000 dog? Lenny Dykstra and his loving dog!
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8/20/2009 Northeast Philly native on America's Next Top Model...but we have a few on our site that look a little better to me! Nothing personal...she's still hot!
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8/20/2009 *WTF COACH OF THE WEEK!* High School coach (fired) thought his baseball team needed some strippers to get them going!
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8/20/2009 Clobbered Raiders coach hoped to retain his job...but now he's going to police!
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8/20/2009 Plax pleads to 2 years in jail!
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8/20/2009 *NEW* DICKS got no balls! FOX NEWS VIDEO!
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8/20/2009 *NEW* Favre's Madden Rating is off the charts!
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8/20/2009 Demand a Recount: Memphis loses it's Final 4 appearance from 2008 (Affects tens of thousands of brackets!) LOL!
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8/19/2009 *DICK'S SPORTING GOOD IS A DICK TO VICK* Yup, they won't sell his jersey!
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8/19/2009 Hold Me Closer Tony Danza! He will be teaching at Northeast High in the fall! TRUE STORY!
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8/19/2009 *HOTTEST NCAA FOOTBALL WIFE* Layla Kiffin, the woman behind the Tennessee's coach! So damn hot!
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8/19/2009 Chick takes full swing at 13 year old in a wheelchair!
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8/19/2009 Big Ben Roethlisberger is getting so railroaded by this dumb money hungry broad!
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8/18/2009 Alycia Lane lands anchor job in L.A.! We wish she was still here!
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8/18/2009 *EAGLES DOG JERSEY'S* You heard right...only at the official website for the birds!
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8/18/2009 80 Bucks will get you this Vick jersey!
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8/18/2009 Gambling website pays out on Tiger bets early, when he was up by 4 strokes! Dumber!
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8/18/2009 He looks so funny in a purple helmet!
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8/18/2009 Ocho Cinco tweets about Favre!
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8/17/2009 Great story! Burglars turn over sex-offender!
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8/17/2009 *DUMBASS OF THE WEEK* Student drowns testing concrete canoe!
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8/17/2009 *MYERS BLACK EYE UPDATE* Police confirm that Brett Myers wasn't struck in eye at restaurant!
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8/17/2009 Racist Mascot? Who the hell designed this logo for Nicholls State University?
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8/17/2009 Head coach John Herrera breaks assistant coaches jaw with a sucker punch!
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8/16/2009 HUH? Eagles looking to sign O.J.?
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8/16/2009 *THE BRETT MYERS BLACK EYE SAGA CONTINUES* EAGLES unveil calendar! A little dissapointed in the talent...but what the hell do I know ! Pictures here!
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8/16/2009 Wrestler Kurt Angle arrested: looks like he's a creepy stalker!
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8/16/2009 60 Minutes Interview: Vick admitted he cried often in prsion!
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8/16/2009 Giants lose 4th round running back Andre Brown for the season! Yippie!