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11/20/2009 *KHLOE KARDASHIAN NOT FITTING IN WELL WITH LAKER WIVES* Aww, this is just too bad!
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11/20/2009 *IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG HAVING A LOVER SOELY FOR SEX?* Hell no people! The less emotional attachment the better!
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11/20/2009 *ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR AWARD* Charges of rape, sodomy, beastiality, and homicide! Death Row Baby...make it happen!
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11/20/2009 *JASON WILLIAMS FINALLY GOING TO JAIL!* 8 years later, a little justice might be served!
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11/20/2009 *IT PAYS TO BE DEREK JETER* Just remember, you can only bang one chick at a time! She's a babe!
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11/19/2009 *TAX DODGER GONE WILD* Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis owes the IRS $33,819,087!
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11/19/2009 *CHARLIE FINISHES 6TH IN MANAGER OF YEAR VOTING* Well he's in my top 2...so WTF people?
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11/19/2009 *EX-COUNCIL ROCK TEACHER PLEADS GUILTY* Another example of teachers-gone-wild! What was this 43 year old loser thinking?
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11/19/2009 *DAVE ROBERTS TO DO LAST FORECAST FOR ACTION NEWS* Can you believe this guy is 73! Good luck Dave!
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11/19/2009 *BRAND STEPS UP & SIXERS WIN* The most overpaid player in the league (or one of them) steps up!
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11/18/2009 *LOSER OF THE YEAR* This is when you wish you lived in Saudi and could cut this guys dick off!
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11/18/2009 *YOU GOTTA BE A LOSER TO GO TO THESE CELEBRITY BOXING MATCHES* These are the biggest scams going in the Delaware Valley...who likes this shit?
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11/18/2009 *DREW BREES' MOM'S DEATH RULED SUICIDE* A sad story...feel bad for this kind of thing!
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11/16/2009 *ISAHIA THOMAS ASKS FOR MERCY, MIGHT JUMP OFF BRIDGE* Stop crying because your team gets blown out!
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11/16/2009 *PETE CARROL CRIES ABOUT HARBOUGH BEATING HIM UP* Like USC never runs up the score! C'mon people!
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11/16/2009 *KIFFIN KICKS ROBBERY PUNKS OFF TEAM* Idiot student athletes of the week!
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11/16/2009 *SHANE VICTORINO'S BACHELOR PARTY??* Victorino & Howard stop by Dusk on Satruday!
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11/16/2009 *PICS OF JIM NANTZ' 29 YEAR OLD HOTTIE GIRLFRIEND* Must be nice dating chicks 20 years your junior...especially when going through a divorce!
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11/16/2009 *IF YOU BANG THE HELP AT ESPN, IT MIGHT BE TOUGH TO GET A JOB* Bleak career options for predators like Steve Phillips!
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11/16/2009 *SURREAL MOMENT FOR TORRE?* Joe Torre on what it was like to watch what we all hated!
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11/16/2009 *HOW BITTER IS STEPHON MARBURY?* What a loser this guy is!
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11/12/2009 *VIDEO: HOT & CAN CATCH GROUND BALLS?* Phils are looking for ballgirls!
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11/12/2009 *GET SOFTY OUTTA HERE* Amaro denies Hamels trade rumors!
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11/12/2009 *VICK SAYS HE'S HAPPY AS AN EAGLE* He better say this, because we gave him a 2nd chance!
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11/12/2009 *JOHN RUNYAN CONSIDERING CONGRESSIONAL RUN* From NFL to the halls of Congress perhaps?
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11/12/2009 *TYSON ARRESTED AGAIN!* The guy can still pack a punch!
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11/11/2009 *KANSAS U'S NUMBER 1 FAN (69 YR OLD) HITS LOTTERY WITH 21 YEAR OLD* It's never too late guys to bag your dream girl!
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11/11/2009 *HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER RESIGNS AFTER COSTUME SHOWS UP AT SCHOOL* You'd think these guys would realize Facebook & Twitter can kill a career!
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11/11/2009 *VICK CAN KEEP $16 MILLION IN BONUS* Federal court supports Vick in this case!
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11/11/2009 *ANDY REID'S MID SEASON REPORT CARD* Looks to be just about average as always!
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11/9/2009 *LAWRENCE TAYLOR ARRESTED IN NEED OF VISINE!* Once a loser, always a loser!
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11/9/2009 *TIGERS NEW HOT JUPITER ISLAND CRIB* Must be nice having a billion dollars laying around!
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11/9/2009 *WEIRDO OF THE DAY!* 22 year old man poses as high-school student for scholarship & some high school tail! WTF people???
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11/5/2009 *POT FOUND IN TIM LINCECUM'S CAR* He actually looks like a pot head, so no big surprise!
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11/4/2009 *PRIEST REMOVED AFTER THIS EMBARRASSING MOMENT! LOL* Now I wonder how this guy felt when these pics came up during his seminar! LOL!
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11/3/2009 *ST. JOE'S ALUM DELONTE WEST HEADED TOWARD PLAXICO'S CELL!* Looks like our guy Delonte is headed towards a possible date with jail!
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11/3/2009 *PADILLA PULS A PLAXICO!* Another dumb athlete is shot in the leg! Former Phil Vincente Padilla shot in homeland!
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11/3/2009 *SAD STORY ABOUT DICKINSON STATE'S MISSING GIRLS* 3 found dead in a pond! This is tragic!
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11/2/2009 *CUBAN DEFECTOR FITTING IN JUST FINE!* Aroldis Chapman is fitting in just fine!
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11/2/2009 *WOULD YOU LET YOUR 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER SALE AROUND WORLD SOLO?* This mother is nuts I think!
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11/2/2009 *BLAME PHILS LOSS ON MACY'S* Why would they have the balls to run this shit? Take a look!
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11/2/2009 *MMA & PORN - PERFECT TOGETHER* If you're not into MMA, chances are you've never heard the name War Machine!
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10/28/2009 *VICTORINO TELLS NY PRESS TO F' OFF!* Way to give it back to the assholes who put you in a skirt! F-them!
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10/28/2009 *RYAN HOWARD FINDS HEALTH FOOD* He refuses to eat away his career, and he's proving that he is the man!
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10/28/2009 *PEDRO TORMENTS THE YANKEES FANS* I can't wait to hear the who's your daddy chants tomorrow! Go Pedro!
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10/28/2009 *BASEBALLS SEXIEST TEAMMATES!* You guys will love this gallery!
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10/27/2009 *DOWN WITH DYKSTRA "I LIVE ON THE STREETS"* Playing in the World Series 16 years ago to living in his car! Too bad man!
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10/27/2009 *ESPN GOING TO SHIT...SUSPENDS GRIESE FOR TACO DEBACLE* Another disgrcaced ESPN employee bites the dust (at least for 1 week). Bob Griese is suspended!
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10/27/2009 *ARRESTED BUCKS COUNTY WOMAN WOULD BANG YOU FOR TIX* This is a classic story! And she's not all that bad looking! Video & Story here!
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10/27/2009 *CHIEFS LARRY JOHNSON IS A HOMO-FOBE HOMO* Ya gotta love when rich, overpaid athletes stoop to these levels! He got suspended today!!
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10/27/2009 *IDIOTS IN NEW YORK SAY THE FRILLIES ARE COMING* How about a little respect for the defending champs? Here's what they're saying in NYC!
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10/27/2009 *ANDRE AGASSI & CRYSTAL METH!* Another drug using athlete admits his vice!
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10/27/2009 *NEW YORK HAS SOME BALLS* How dare they put Shane Victorino in a skirt on the cover of The Post!
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10/26/2009 *SEXY (NOT) ASSISTANT IN PHILLIPS AFFAIR NO LONGER WITH ESPN* ESPN says production psycho no longer working for the stellar organziation anymore either!
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10/26/2009 *MORE INFO ON ESPN'S BROOK HUNDLEY..THE NEW MONICA LEWINSKY* Odds are she was a virgin before Steve Phillips!